• two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it

samdesantis:

Puppies discovered a new part of the yard!

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shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

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offensiveagentpie:

Without exaggeration, this is my life now.

offensiveagentpie:

Without exaggeration, this is my life now.

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clairebearhug:

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

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twinkawaii:

nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam

WHAT

twinkawaii:

nachobragers:

miasmastream:

catbountry:

toastradamus:

this was on Humongous Entertainments official website I have never been more happy in my life

OMG

IVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR HOURS

finally, a reason to use steam

WHAT

(via shappeyhappy)

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

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novacanebae:

do not try to tell me they didn’t channel the office for this video

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solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via hardcoreturntup)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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