lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

lalondes:

humansofnewyork:

"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"

(via thatbeme)

pizza-is-the-key:

streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors


I’m going to fucking kill someone

pizza-is-the-key:

streetlightarson:

ANDY WARHOL

I’m going to fucking kill someone

(Source: aspeneyes, via queenofqueers)

sexhaver:

things i wish i could say irl:

  • ???????? ???? ? ???
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
  • that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8

(via awmailk)

(Source: darren-ecriss, via ohblainers)

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

(Source: alxbngala, via breakfastfourdinner)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via thatbeme)

farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

 
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!


*GROANS LOUDLY*

farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

 

would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!

*GROANS LOUDLY*

(via thatbeme)

majortvjunkie:

college

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via chefgeofframsay)

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

(Source: bblackwidow, via chefgeofframsay)